On November 22, 2011 I received the news that would change my life forever. I had a “large” tumor in my rectum, yes my ass, and let me tell you it is just that…a pain in my ass. After finding the tumor the next step was to check to see if the cancer had metastasized (spread) to any other part of the body. As is common with colorectal cancers there were metastases to my liver. This is the place for you to keep on track, as I look this thing we call life in the eyes and jump on the “C” train!